Suggestion for Krogers

Monday evening, I went to the gym. I haven't been in weeks. I did circuits, treadmill, stretched and got in the the sauna for about 3 minutes. It was really hot and I needed to go the store on my way home, so being completely red-faced and wet was not that appealing to me. 

So what brainiac at Kroger's put the two items I can't sleep without: Cat Food and Wine (if you've heard a hungry cat at 5am....you know what I'm talking about) on the complete opposite sides of the store? Seriously, any pet or baby items should be located directly behind the beer and wine aisle.  Okay, wrote Krogers an email to give them my suggestion. 

So today, I bought a PowerBall and I walked outside and found a quarter. I'm convinced I'm the next winner. Besides contributing to world peace, church, respectable charities, family, blah, blah, blah,  I've decided on a Maserati convertible as my first selfish purchase because the dealership is very close. I'm thinking if I had this car "I'd be bringing sexy back".

Can't help myself. A little Justin link below. Okay, even the ad in front is funny for Poo Pourrie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAgS_l_fdS8

After the car, a trip to the Virgin Islands for golf, snorkeling, sailing, sun, sand, and a PainKiller at the Soggy Dollar Bar.  Sunny drinks for shady people.

http://www.soggydollar.com/soggy-dollar-bar/default.aspx

My daughter wants a Dodge Ram pickup truck if I win. Something is so wrong with her. Sometimes I think she is my child and sometimes I don't.