Golf Update and Seniors (TMI)

I haven't played league lately, but went last night. Lovely evening. On 9 holes, I shot a 47 which is pretty good for me at Riverchase. Bonus: Did NOT lose a single ball. So I had three pars which is great but boring to talk about. So let's get to the blow up hole.

First hole is a par 5. On my 3rd shot, I'm about 5 feet in front of the green. I have ample opportunity to par this whole. So here's how it played out:

• Hit PW on toe of club and send ball sideways about 5 ft....still NOT on green.
• Use PW to top the ball and send it flying (worm burner) to other side OFF the green. (Pulling a Happy Gilmore move)
• Peeved Now. Use putter on downhill putt (off the green) and ball makes it about halfway to hole.
• Two more putts for a total of...............drum roll please........8.

I am pretty sure that if I had thrown my PW into the lake last night, I might have scored much better.

So we sat at a different table last night after golf.  A guy from the men's league came over to tell us that we can't be changing tables because it is confusing to them. Hahaha. These are the same guys that always add their names on the women's bright PINK closest to pin and longest drive markers. These the are the same group that two of them walked by all the women one day and one of the ladies heard the one guy tell the other one "These women want me". That sent us all into hysterical laughter.

So I was almost late for my tee time because I was talking to this lady at the bar. She comes in every week for cocktails. She drives her red convertible and is always dressed up. She is 75 years old and proceeded to tell me about how her (now dead) husband had relations with her until he was 84 and got cancer. And she said A LOT. And last week she dumped an 80-year old man because on the 2nd date, he kept talking about sex to her. She has also decided she wants to date, but she wants to date someone about 60 or 65. I love golf league nights.