Fake Beer Pong and Cheese Camera Feature

Charles

So Saturday I'm playing a charity golf event when I get a text from Hayley. She sent me a picture of a goldfish. She proceeds to tell me she won it at Grapefest. I turn to Nick and jokingly say "I hope she didn't win it playing beer pong". 

I texted her back and asked how she won it. She said she won it at beer pong. Seriously? AAGGHHH. Oh, but beer pong with no beer and no red cups, so fake beer pong. Interesting. She also sent me picture of her cat who had located the new fish in the house and was giving it the evil eye. I'd post but the pic, but it was blurry.

Sadly enough, Charles didn't make it through the night. Because Hayley had already bought a bowl and the rocks etc, she replaced Charles with a Beta....as of now, still unnamed. So I haven't gotten an animal for myself in 16 years but because of my children I  have a Rottweiler, two cats, and a new fish. I told Hayley she needs to start bringing things home that are NOT alive.

So I was griping about how my camera phone didn't have flash etc. Well it does. I just never looked at the settings. But the greatest thing of all. I have a 'Cheese' feature. You can select the Cheese feature and when you say Cheese the camera automatically takes a picture. I figured this out Friday at work when playing with my phone. Not sure why, but this feature had me laughing so hard.


So I was told that you can survive by starting fires with Fritos because they have so much oil. Well, I needed to check out that theory. Here is the result. They burn and put off a nice chemical smell. Hmmmm. Maybe I should get over my Frito addiction.

Having margaritas at Taco Diner last week.

By the way, you cannot NOT dance when "She's a SuperFreak" comes on the radio.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M