"I did too much cardio this week."
My lower back is killing me. Well Dave Ramsey would probably advise me NOT to spend money on frivilous things like massages, but sometimes you just have to ignore Dave.
So this Relaxation Center is close to my office and I thought I'd check it out. I called and an hour massage is $65 and 1/2 hour is $45. Well logic would dictate to go for an hour, but Dave was sitting on my shoulder. I realized it would end up being an extra $25 with extra tip and that is a week's worth of fast food lunches, so I opted for 1/2 hour.
I get there and its so dark that I can barely see to take off my own clothes, but very soothing. The lady comes in and starts to massage me through the towel. I thought maybe she was afraid of skin on skin contact. Boy was I wrong! Soon after I'm naked and she's got the oil out.
Towards the end of this massage she has hopped up on the table and is straddling my thighs and massaging my back and butt. All I could think is "Am I going to see this on the Internet?" I have never had anyone do that before... well at least NOT during a professsional massage.
Anyway, I feel like a brand new person. I had no idea that my calves, shoulders and triceps were even sore until she started on me. They have a customer for life.
So today is the day, I go to the driving range and practice. Finally!
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