Could have burned the house down Saturday

Saturday morning I decided to build a little brick retaining wall near my back patio. I'm outside sweeping my patio and a tarantula jumps out at me. I about had a heart attack. Well, I came inside and decided my project could wait.

In the mean time, I had some pork chops thawed out that needed to be cooked so I decided to throw them in a skillet. Next thing I know, I'm in the front yard planting flowers and herbs. I venture to the back yard and decided that I'm doing my project after all. I grab my caulk gun to use my brick glue. Well, the glue is so hard that I can't get it out, so I decided to microwave it. Thank goodness because I forgot I had pork chops cooking. Dodged a bullet there. I went inside and my ventahood thingy kicked itself on...I didn't even know it had that ability so at least it was sucking up the smoke. I did microwave my brick glue and it softened it up nicely.

So speaking of caulk guns, when Hayley and I lived at the apartment, she came knocking on my bathroom door all weirded out. She said some guy called and said he was bringing his cock over. It was the maintenance man who was coming to caulk my kitchen sink. Hahaha.


This is from my blog last October about 40 minutes of being blonde: 

So I've had fleas in my yard and on my animals all summer long. Yesterday, the Home Depot guy recommended a different spray with Nylar, so I bought it. I came home and  hooked it to the hose. I sprayed the flower beds really well because the dogs like to sleep in there. I also did the front and side yards. I went around to my big backyard and did all of that too including under the shed.

So I go to unhook from the hose and the bottle was full. UGH. This bottle didn't only have the tab to open it  up, but another button that had to be turned and then pushed in. So anyway, I had to start all over. Basically, I spent 40 minutes spraying my yard with water. 

Well this Saturday, my boyfriend is spraying liquid nitrogen around his yard. He has done both the front and back yards and spent quite a bit of time on it. He says this bottle has lasted 2 years and he's still got a bunch left. The  look on his face is priceless when he realizes he did what I did last year. He has had the same bottle for 2 years because he hasn't sprayed any of it on his yard. He's not even blonde.