Thieves don't like my stuff, wrap rage, and Zena went to a new doggy jail

So this weekend, my car was broken into.....but not really 'broken into' because I left the driver's door unlocked. Oops.
 
Thieves rifled through my stuff, but they didn't like it. My red jacket, glasses, feminine products, hair brush, hand lotion, and corkscrew.....still there. Note to "most likely young, teenage, male thieves"....breaking into a woman's car probably not such a great idea.
 
As I'm feeling very indignant about this, I had an "Oh Sh*t" moment. I pop the trunk and am sooooo relieved to find that the thieves neglected to take my $1500 set of golf clubs. That would have been a serious buzz kill.

So this morning, I realize the one thing the thieves took. It was a pocket knife. It was part of a gift bag from a golf tournament. I'm going to seriously miss that knife. I have a bad case of wrap rage. I don't remember what I was opening, but I just used it last week to open something I bought while at lunch.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrap_rage

So Zena escaped AGAIN. WTH? I'm not sure how she is getting out. I have a 2" opening between my gate and fence and I think this 96 lb dog may be getting through there some how. So this week she was at the Plano shelter and this time, I went to get her instead of Hayley. I asked the lady where she was found.

The consensus from my family and friends would be that she was most likely picked up in my front yard, but au contraire.

She was picked up 8 miles away in Southeast Plano. That is across a major highway and my dog can only walk about .75 miles before her body just shuts down.

Now I'm wondering if someone stole my beautiful dog and she escaped them too. According to animal control, the lady who brought her in didn't want to leave her. She was afraid they wouldn't find me and that Zena would be put down. Apparently, the finder kept calling and checking in on her. They let her know that Zena was microchipped and that I was on my way. Thankful to the sweet lady who took care of my dog. Glad Zena's not dead in the street somewhere.