Hot Dog Legs and disgusting Miley Cyrus

So I was having a conversation the other day about how kids are so tech savvy and all the educational uses of tablets and smartphones.

Well my's daughter's educational learning amounts to sending me this type of stuff:

Hot dogs or legs?

https://www.facebook.com/hotdoglegsofficial


We laughed for half and hour looking at those stupid pictures. But much better wasting 30 minutes of my time laughing at that than me trying to peel that stupid hard boiled egg last week.

So I came home and my dog is sporting one of those sticky tags that stores put on pants. Ironically enough, she is sporting an extra small. Must be off my daughter's new clothes.

I'm so ready for vacation even if its with my daughter. 

So random thoughts about Miley Cyrus and the VMAs. Disgusting. I felt bad for Robin Thicke and his wife as I watched that disgusting display. 

On another note, with my current state of being, maybe I need to have some of whatever she is on. :)



My daughter told me she folded 6000 pairs of panties today at Pink. I told her that her black pants with coral trim didn't match her pink sweatshirt. She informed me that "Pink" girls are supposed to wear a variety of colors....and she said it with attitude.